reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO
how did we win the cold war
^^^^^Beause this is the kind of thing they practice in Russia!
I love that last one :p
Yeah, yeah. I know it’s smoking. But it’s grampa-joe-smoking. It’s romance. It’s gentlemanly, somehow. It’s what you do while you’re planing the keel of your wooden boat. Is it pretentious, now? Now that it’s not the era of Grampa Joe? I don’t know. I just like it when I see it. On the internet. As opposed to real-life. In real-life, I’m not sure what I would do.
I take that back. Yes I am sure.
I’d curl up next to whatever woolishness would carry that sweet scent, and I would trust it.